Application for entry into the Guild of Calamitous Intent
Repeat Email Address
Birth date (or, if undead, use death date)
Guild Membership Number
On a scale of 1 to 10 how big is your army?
Who is your arch nemesis?
If other, please specify:
Attach forms A5701B-2, GCCI42-B, and M71001-10 in triplicate
Kneel Before Me!